Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Day 16 (Erin Flavor)

The students of Papillion Jr. High in Nebraska have a legend. The legend tells of a woman so awesome that all who look upon her fall to their knees in awe. The name alone commands complete respect and admiration, though none had ever seen her in person save one. But the great prophet J-bob foretold that this woman would soon walk among them, so that they might revel in the sheer brilliance of her awesome. And now she has arrived, for all to see with their own eyes. This is the legend of Erin Asay.

Or something... Erin is REALLY not sure what her dear niece has been telling her classmates, but apparently she is something of a deity around these parts. She was greeted by a couple of Jordan's friends today who seemed in awe to see that she was actually real. It was almost like Christmas had come early or something.

Erin does not have the heart to tell them that she is actually really really lame.

Anyway, it looks as though Erin has got a heck of a big reputation to live up to this week.
She feels a bit like Tulio and Miguel... Only not as sexy.
Woof. 


On an unrelated note, Erin is rather cross with her dear friends Gros and Beth for not giving Jack Sparrow her number, despite the clear instructions she has given them over and over again. No matter. With the week they've been having, she's quite sure they'll run into him again, and urges them to try not to forget next time... Not as though she's desperate or anything... Just likes to keep her options open.

2 comments:

Robin said...

Wow, you're a deity. So, what exactly does that get you in Nebraska?

The Erin said...

Daily offerings of corn and livestock, and excited thirteen year old girls poking you in the face and saying "Oh my gosh! She's actually real!"