Day 46

Nothing really happened today... *sigh* ...

Y'know what? NO! Today was NOT boring! All SORTS of crazy things happened today!

When we last left our heroes, they were dangling over the edge of a cliff, left there to die by the evil Doctor Villain as he left to unleash his ultimate weapon -- the boredom ray-- on the world. Fortunately for them, Beth's utility belt came pre-equipped with an anti-gravity button for just such circumstances. They emerged at the top of the cliff and headed into the forest, searching for the secret entrance to Doctor Villain's secret villain hideout. Using the talent gifted to her by the forest guardian, Erin called upon the woodland creatures for aid. They arrived -- a flock of sparrows, two deer, a fox, and a bear -- and told Erin that it totally wasn't worth it to go after Doctor Villain anyway, since he's totally lame and his plans never work anyway. Erin relayed this message to the other two, who nodded in agreement and abandoned their search. Then they went off to play laser tag with the bear and his buddies from college. Turns out bears are way into laser tag, and their dens are all underground arenas. Erin, Gros, and Beth lost miserably to the bears, but the defeat was quickly forgotten when Gros challenged the leader of the bears to an arm-wrestling match to win back their honor. She won, of course, and the trio all high fived, and then high fived the bears, and then they all went out for frozen yogurt.